You want a good April Fools gag? My sister once set our entire house's clocks back an hour so we all got up too early for school and work. She even got the microwave. Hilarious. Now let's get into how not to do April Fools...
๐ VOLT-GATE Every year around this time, without fail, companies attempt to show they're funny with a little April Fools' Day gag. And every year, without fail, it backfires.
This year we already have a winner and it's not even April 1.
WHAT HAPPENED? Late Monday, Volkswagen's US subsidiary published (and quickly deleted) a draft of a press release saying that from now on the carmaker would go by "Voltswagen" in America — a rebranding to underscore its commitment to electric vehicles (Volt, get it? Yeah, we thought it was lame too…)
The document was up long enough to create a bit of a stir among fans and journalists — was this an April Fools' Day stunt? we all wondered. It was, but instead of saying so, VW doubled down on the lie.
Here's the thing, though: Volkswagen officials confirmed to CNN Business on Tuesday that it was all a mistake, and the rebranding was not, in fact, real.
"The renaming was designed to be an announcement in the spirit of April Fool's Day," the company said. It was mean to highlight the launch of the ID.4, its first all-electric SUV.
THE TAKEAWAYS
๐ฏ NUMBER OF THE DAY $100,000 Chipotle is giving away $100,000 worth of bitcoin on Thursday to celebrate National Burrito Day. And no, this is not an April Fools stunt (we obviously asked.) To win the cash (or a free burrito) you get 10 tries to guess a valid six-digit code. To the uninitiated, that's a nod to the saga of a man who famously lost $220 million worth of bitcoin after he couldn't remember his password.
๐ LOST SOLES
Nike is suing the art collective behind the Lil Nas X "Satan Shoes."
(Now, there's a sentence I never expected to write.)
ICYMI: Lil Nas X, the "Old Town Road" singer, promoted a pair of black and red Nike sneakers modified with some devilish details, including a bronze pentagram charm and a drop of human blood in the mid-sole. The shoes were produced by a provocative art collective called MSCHF, which sold all 666 pairs (of course) in under a minute.
The shoes added to the hype around the music video for Lil Nas X's latest single, "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)." In it, the singer is provocatively dressed as both a fallen angel and a demon who rides a stripper pole to hell where he gives the devil a lap dance. You know, the kind of wholesome imagery every multinational apparel company wants to be associated with…
Nike, of course, had nothing to do with the fiendish footwear.
In the lawsuit, Nike accuses MSCHF of trademark infringement, saying customers are being misled to believe Nike was involved in the product and many have threatened to boycott the brand. And according to trademark attorneys, it seems like a solid case, CNN Business' Chauncey Alcorn reports.
๐ธ QUOTE OF THE DAY "Regulators need to rely on more than luck to fend off risks to the financial system. We need transparency and strong oversight to ensure that the next hedge fund blowup doesn't take the economy down with it." Senator Elizabeth Warren is calling out regulators after a little-known hedge fund called Archegos Capital Management was able to borrow so much money that its implosion last week sent shockwaves across Wall Street.
WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? ๐งฝ Not kid-appropriate: Two "SpongeBob SquarePants" episodes have been pulled from Amazon and Paramount+ over inappropriate content, including one with a virus storyline.
๐ Rocket fail: An experimental SpaceX rocket that's intended to one day shuttle humans to Mars exploded at the end of a high-altitude test flight.
๐ Rethinking takeout: Pizza Hut has a new pick-up window called "The Hut Lane," a redesign in response to how the pandemic has shifted customer preferences toward more contactless options.
๐ฎ Can't stop: GameStop hired an Amazon executive to be its chief growth officer as the struggling mall-based retailer tries to transform itself into an e-commerce powerhouse. GameStop shares shot up 11% on the news Tuesday morning.
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